Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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