On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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