My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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