i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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