Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm bleeding and have questions
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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