why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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