I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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