his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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