I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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