Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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