if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive