I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.