You work out of a Hotel?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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