Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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