Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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