I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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