awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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