...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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