There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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