I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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