Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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