Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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