He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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