How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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