Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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