drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
3 2 1 whiskey
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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