this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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