Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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