gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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