Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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