Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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