that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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