That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
