your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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