I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
