They should really pass out barf bags in church
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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