If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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