What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!