I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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