This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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