I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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