Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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