We're facebook friends in real life
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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