also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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