i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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