Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Randomize
