I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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