Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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