Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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