there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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