we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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