I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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