whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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