i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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