We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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