i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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