why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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