nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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