I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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