How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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